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$BTC

Bitcoin Takes a Missile to the Chin: Weekend War Sends BTC Reeling, Degen Shorts Raging

An Israeli strike on Iran escalated faster than a degen spotting a 100x leverage button, spiraling i...

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$USDH

Oil Perps Pump 5% as Hyperliquid Traders Front-Run World War III

Perpetual futures tied to black gold on the decentralized exchange Hyperliquid blasted off more than...

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$BTC

March 1, 2026: The Day the Clarity Act Decides if We're Regulated or Rekt

Santiment's weekly recap of the digital circus confirms what we all felt in our portfolios: the last...

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$BTC

Operation Epic Fury Meets Crypto Purge: Same Suspect Wallets Pull $5B Vanishing Act During Middle East Missile Fest

Nearly $5 billion in Bitcoin executed a coordinated escape from major exchange wallets in a frantic...

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$BTC

Hormuz Hype: Why Bitcoin’s Panic Over Iran’s Oil Gate May Be Just Hot Air

Crypto-Twitter is currently vibrating with more apocalyptic energy than a degen's portfolio after a...

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$BTC

HODL or Get Rekt: Why a Three-Year Bitcoin Lockup is the Ultimate Degen Play

Bitwise Europe's head of research, André Dragosch, decided to do what most of us avoid: actually loo...

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$BTC, $LUNA

BTC's Five-Month Fumble: The Longest Losing Streak Since the 2018 'HODL-and-Pray'

Bitcoin is dangerously close to setting a new five-month record for misery, a feat not seen since th...

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$XRP

XRP's $1.36 Support Gets Yeeted, Is $1.30 the New De-Gen Floor?

XRP just took a brutal 9.1% faceplant, cratering from $1.42 to $1.30 after the supposed $1.36 suppor...

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$BTC

Shorts Paying for the Privilege of Pain: BTC Funding Rate Plunges to -6% as Bears Go All-In

Bitcoin took a brief geopolitical detour to $63,000 following some international fireworks, and is n...

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$DOGE

Dog Days Indeed: DOGE Active Addresses Vanish 78% as the Meme Gets Mauled by Paper Hands

Dogecoin's not-so-excellent adventure continues, apparently fueled less by "to the moon" spirit and...

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$ETH, $BTC

ETH's ETF Honeymoon Ends: $43M Exit Leaves Longs Liquidated, Not Liquid

Ethereum is currently changing hands around $1,868, a 2.88% dip that followed its breach of the $1,9...

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$ETH

While DeFi Degen Was Chasing Dog Tokens, Whales Gobbled Up a $13.3B ETH Buffet

Fresh data confirms institutional Ethereum bags have swelled to a staggering 7.16 million ETH, a coo...

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$DOGE

Doge's $0.10 Standoff: Will the Symmetrical Triangle Launch or Liquefy?

Dogecoin is currently engaged in a tense standoff at the ten-cent frontier, caught between a floor o...

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$XRP, $BTC

AI Oracles Throw Darts: Gemini Calls $3.15, ChatGPT Says $2.3, Grok Goes Full Degen with $5‑$8

XRP’s 2026 has kicked off like a degen who just checked their portfolio after a bender—down 26% YTD...

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$BTC

Bitcoin's February Flop: Options Traders Bet on Pain, March Looks Like a Coin Flip

Bitcoin is poised to end February in the red for a fifth consecutive month, down roughly 16.3% – its...

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$BTC

Bitcoin's Q1 Quagmire: Is the 'Digital Gold' Narrative Getting Rug-Pulled by Reality?

Q1 is shaping up to be a proper masterclass in pain, the kind of bearish cycle that makes you nostal...

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$ETH

When FUD Meets Leverage: ETH Takes a Geopolitical Dip, Machi Gets Rekt... Again

In a classic "sell the news, any news" moment, geopolitical jitters have once again rattled the cryp...

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