Strategy Drops Another Billion on Bitcoin, Brags About 5.6% 'Yield' While Hoarding 780,897 BTC

Strategy just can't stop stacking sats. The company disclosed it picked up 13,927 BTC for roughly $1.00 billion at an average price of about $71,902 per coin. That's roughly $71K per Bitcoin — pocket change by corporate treasury standards, apparently. Michael Saylor probably has a spreadsheet with a "BUY" button that's just permanently held down at this point.

As of April 12, 2026, Strategy is sitting on 780,897 BTC, accumulated at an all-in cost of approximately $59.02 billion. That works out to an average purchase price of $75,577 per Bitcoin, meaning the latest batch actually came in below their overall cost basis. Efficient. They're basically playing Bitcoin on easy mode — buying the dip while the rest of us debate whether to eat ramen or avocado toast.

The company also reported a year-to-date Bitcoin yield of 5.6% for 2026. Because when you own enough Bitcoin to move markets, apparently you get to invent your own performance metrics. Forget ROI, forget APR — welcome to the future where "yield" means "we bought more coins and the price went up slightly." Traditional finance wept.

The buys were funded the usual way — selling shares through Strategy's at-the-market offering program. During the period from April 6 to April 12, STRC stock generated about $1.0 billion in notional value, which then got converted directly into Bitcoin. The ATM framework also includes STRF, STRK, STRD, and MSTR, giving the company multiple financing spigots to keep the accumulation engine running. It's basically a perpetual motion machine if you don't think too hard about dilution.

What stands out? Strategy keeps framing Bitcoin ownership as a performance-driven treasury strategy rather than a static reserve. Supporters see conviction and capital discipline. Skeptics see a company whose fortunes remain tightly coupled to Bitcoin's price and the market's appetite for its equity. Call it what you want — it's either genius treasury management or the most expensive Bitcoin ETF ever created, depending on where you sit on the hopium spectrum.

The numbers speak for themselves. Strategy bought more Bitcoin, paid about $1 billion for it, and pushed its total holdings to 780,897 BTC. Just another week in the life of the world's most aggressive corporate Bitcoin accumulator. Somewhere, Satoshi is quietly taking notes.